WORLD KINDNESS DAY/ 51 REASONS WHY I DISLIKE MY BOSS!

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In Honor of “World Kindness Day,” I am compelled to list 51 reasons Why I really, really dislike my Boss… Enjoy!

  1.     Look at the jeans in the image above… (not an actual picture but you get the idea.)
  2.     He’s obnoxious.
  3.     He looks like Peewee Herman. eewee
  4.     His pants are 3 sizes too small.
  5.     His pants are high-waters.
  6.    He’s not proud of his Hispanic heritage. He would prefer to be Asian! (Someone once referenced his appearance as being similar to that of an “Asian mouse” lol!)
  7.     He is a jerk-off.
  8.     He bought his girlfriend an engagement ring from Kay Jewelers. (frugal)
  9.     He wears patterned socks! pppjj
  1.     His ties sometimes have polka-dots!
  2.    He doesn’t know how to say “Y’all” correctly.
  3. He insists on saying “Y’all” all the time.
  4. He is incapable of making an informed decision on his own.
  5. He lies. (He said he would bring donuts every Wednesday!)
  6.  He has only brought donuts once.
  7. He doesn’t have a backbone.
  8. He trembles and his voice cracks when speaking to strong- minded melanin individuals.
  9. He goes to bed every night by 9:00 p.m. loi
  10. He eats dinner every evening between 6 p.m. and 7 p.m.
  11. He watches exactly 1-2 hours of television before going to bed at 9:00 p.m.
  12. He meal-preps. (religiously)
  13. He eats Pre-packed pretzels (from home) for snacks.
  14. He arrives at work before 8:00 a.m. every single day…Boring! jjj
  1. He gossips about staff.
  2. He gets mad when I tell staff he was gossiping about them.dnuy
  3. He is early for every meeting.
  4. He has way too much energy.
  5. He looks foolish.
  6. He constantly sniffles.,mnb
  7. He’s way too skinny.
  8. He can’t be trusted.
  9. I’ve never seen him eating French fries. (Weirdo)
  10. He doesn’t drink coffee.alowm
  1. He always has a cup full of water every time you see him. (conspiracy)
  2. He notices everything.
  3. He isn’t living his truth: (Rumor is his true desire is to be a cute little Asian woman!   mnbc
  4. He doesn’t care about black people. (Kanye’s voice)
  5. He pretends to be a Texans and Astros FAN. (It is widely speculated he only wants to check out the players’ “butts!”)
  6. He made his girlfriend purchase little potted plants for his office’s window sill.
  7. He’s dumb!
  8. He walks way too fast.
  9. He doesn’t pay attention when others are speaking to him.fghj
  10. He doesn’t laugh at my jokes.
  11. He is awkward.hmchh
  12. He is 35 but looks like a 12- year old little boy.
  13. He is 35 but acts like a 50-year old boring man.
  14. He doesn’t admit his faults.
  15. He doesn’t acknowledge me as being the H.B.I.C.
  16. He looks like Steve from blue’s clues mixed with a little “Go Diego go!”

emsk  mdnd

  1. He doesn’t comprehend his visitor’s pass has been revoked and now it’s time to leave!
  2. He has failed to give me props and to honor me for being the boss bitch he always wanted to be!!!

jdnnd

HAPPY WORLD KINDNESS DAY!!!

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3 Comments Add yours

  1. Josie says:

    Well, you said it all! Woe, sure hope this is just for laughs honey, cause he might not look to fondly on this one chic!

    Liked by 1 person

    1. Lol! 😂😂😂 Thank God for the 1st Amendment! Lol!
      Thanks for reading and commenting Jo! Love u!!!

      Like

  2. Rico says:

    Enjoying the blog. Proud of you. Keep moving forward.

    Liked by 1 person

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